SuBO sings at Archers Xmas Bed Fest

23 December 2009 will go down as a red letter day for Archers Sleepcentre. When our own Ayrshire version of SuBo, Stevie McGuire doubled up with Donna our very own Louise Veronica Ciccone to render Meat Loaf at its very best. Marvellous. Almost matches our Xmas Big Bed Sale.

We do gaze at our TV screens in wonder at the X factor talent and there right in front of our very eyes is top grade talent you can measure in tonnes (not you Donna btw, I mean yes you Donna on the talent bit, just not the tonnes bit). Sorry Stevie but you are a big guy ideally suited for the Meat Man himself.

Yes I thoroughly enjoyed our Archers Sleepcentre Xmas Training day. The Crazy Golf a bit arbitrary (I should have won), Whacky races a bit juvenile (Seafield proved their immaturity as if no-one previously knew), the food a bit 3rd worldly (edible if you were near starvation) but the karaoke and disco were splendid dude.

Everyone let their hair down. Alan McCarroll, unpartnered for the night, stripped off and proved he still has what it takes to go on 18 to 30 holidays. Kate and Angela proved there is a Santa Claus that even old guys can believe in (best Jingle Bells performance ever – they must have rehearsed for weeks – Angela remembered all the words) and Alex and Billy proved that fighting with handbags is an honourable sport.

Thank you all for a hugely entertaining prelude to the Christmas festivities. Come Boxing Day we have had to return to beds, mattresses and bedroom furniture. If only every day could be sex, drugs and rock and roll.

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