Silentnight Hippo Fertilises Archers Staff
It is an unwritten rule never to use sex to advertise beds. Silentnight however has taken a totally new spin on the issue. Let me explain.
We at Archers Sleepcentre have been pumping out babies as if we want to fulfil the Malthusian prophecy single-handedly. Every baby has come along shortly after we open a store, and every store opening has had the visitation of the Silentnight Hippo.
Refer to the picture on our Stirling bed shop locator. This hippo is arousing the parts that other animals can’t reach and I can announce that the wearer of the said suit in the said picture is now the proud father of a baby hippo boy.
Congratulations Stuart. Better give us back the suit quick.
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