Sex and Bed Blogs
I have got to page 193 in Belle de Jour – Belle’s Best Bits.
It’s a cracking read. Each diary entry I think, “Wow, that almost happened to me”. And it occurred to me that if I used a similar style our bed blogs could become a phenomenon too:
Jeudi, le 4 Fevrier
Looked up from my desk to see R and A snogging on our Julian Bowen supra sofa bed. I thought it’s only 10 30 in the morning and a bit early for lying down on the job.
“R”, I said, “It’s C1 on the phone” (C1 is R’s latest lover). There was a bit of giggling but no answer to my exhortation. R knows what a kill joy I can be.
Feeling ignored, I said, “A – that Kaymed premium memory pillow could help you with that position”. But I knew after all her pilates she wouldn’t own up to needing any pelvic support.
I could see it was going to be a long day at the orifice.
Would you believe it?
I only bought the book because Billy Piper featured on the front cover. So Belle’s blogs would have totally passed me by if it hadn’t been for my interest in Dr Who. Always liked science fiction better than sex. Ugh?
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:58 pm
Dear Archers Sleepcentre
‘M’ here (husband of ‘A’)
You can imagine my joy at finding out through your website that after 20 hard years together I finally had a reason to ‘dump the bitch’ when I read in your “Sex and Beds” blog she was snogging on the job!
She always comes home exhaused and talking about how HARD her day was!! (I can now see why she is worn out) How she had me fooled! – She had me convinced that she needed the finer things in life, for example: she sleeps on a MILLIONAIRE produced by SEALY. she favours Moet above all others and every piece of jewelery she owns contains diamond/s!
I’ve been dumped for a SOFABED affair with ‘R’!! I’m just hoping ‘R’ was not wearing the SILENTNIGHT hippo suit or that will be another new addition to the workforce in 9 months time!!
Thank you Archers Sleepcentre for keeing me updated with how hard my wife works when she is in the office….. I look forward to finding out what adventures she gets up to next week!
Regards
‘M’
March 5th, 2010 at 10:13 pm
M you must take heart. For A to have such a lust for life. How could she resist the allures of R. Such a smooth talker (and consummate poker player). If he dieted, exercised, gave up smoking, got decent clothes and went to elocution lessons you would be proud of A falling for him. If only I were gay.