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Sealy mattress recommended after divorce

I bumped into the Duchess of Iddesleigh today, recently divorced and enjoying a new Sealy mattress from Archers Sleepcentre.

I said to her she was looking well. Her bosom swelled and she remarked she was very well. There was indeed a freshness to her complexion and a sparkle to her eye that was transcendent.

We were in Mugdock Park, there were many heavily muscled cyclists about her, and it was raining and it was wild. But she insisted that her high spirits and fabulous looks had nothing to do with the current circumstances. No it was the consistent and sumptuous sleeps she was enjoying since she first lay down on her Sealy Cumbrian Meadow mattress.

I can assure you Sealy can receive no higher recommendation than the picture I saw today of the inspirational Duchess of Iddesleigh.

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4 Responses to “Sealy mattress recommended after divorce”

  1. The Duchess Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 11:57 am

    Each night, as I anticipate the time about to be spent in my ginormous Sealy bed, my bosom can sometimes get a bit out of control with all the swelling and heaving.

    Thankfully, the memory foam can accomodate this, ensuring a sound and restful sleep….

  2. Ian Archibald Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    You might not have got the medical terminology right but I know what you mean. Forgotten what its like to swell and heave….

  3. dou61e Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    I am reminded of the old Barbie joke… Mattel have recently released “Divorce Barbie” – it is just the same as regular Barbie but it comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s CDs and Ken’s Sealy Cumbrian Meadow Mattress…

  4. Conerned1962 Says:
    October 31st, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    There we go with the flamin’ transcendentalism again. Can’t we just go to bed, have our chocolate digestives and have a good nights sleep. Oooooh how did those crumbs get into that crevice? Will your memoirs be available in weekly releases in The Times ‘My Life on the bike and in the bed’ Remember, if it’s too deep it’s not good for you!

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