Record sales at Archers Sleepcentre Stirling

I have tried many times to find out how Eddie does it. “How can you find these bed sales Eddie, that no-one else can?” I ask.

Some people call him Fast Eddie (because he’s in there like lightening). Others call him “Lucky Eddie” (because he always gets the perfect customer who wants to buy today). But when I listen to Eddie selling, he sounds really boring and dull.  However “Steady Eddie”, “Dull and Boring Eddie” will do me just fine.

His wife says he is really interesting by the way, even with his clothes on.

Of course Eddie can’t take all the credit for the good fortune of Archers Sleepcentre Stirling. We have assembled a fantastic team up there – Scott, Pam and Andy. And I did install a nice new ventilation system to enhance oxygen flow. The Building Warrant Officer thinks we are a night club rather than a sleepy old bed shop. That said I have never visited after midnight.

Now Bed Shed and the Reid’s bed department have closed in Stirling. So with luck, more sleep deprived Stirling citizens may opt to come to us.

Maybe it is Lucky Eddie after all. Gonna buy me a lottery ticket Ed?

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