Internet Bed Sales at New High
Over 5 times more people are visiting the archers sleepecentre web site now than 12 months ago. We have been planning for huge bed sale increases and finally we are now achieving them (a year later than we thought, but the tortoise did beat the hare didn’t he?)
We have added a further new member to our internet sales team, ex general manager of Howard Bedding, guru of all things to do with beds and progenitor of our expert bed advice, Paul Longmore. A new office is being built as I write and the internet team will be cossetted with all modern conveniences (desk, telephone and chair). If they beat target this month their prize is a kettle from Tesco. Tesco sell great kettles by the way. Rubbish beds.
The most exciting part is that though internet beds sales are high, we have only just begun. We are generating more ideas than we can cope with and flush with our latest successes, many new beds and mattresses are being brought in to feed the huge appetite for beds on the internet. Cheap sofa beds to amazing super king leather beds – watch this space. The containers are arriving in the next couple of weeks.
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September 2nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
not cheap! inexpensive, moderately priced, competitive, etc. Ask Roget!
Main Entry: cheap
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition Definition: inferior, low in quality
Synonyms: bad, base, bogus, catchpenny, cheesy, common, commonplace, crappy*, cruddy, dud, flashy, garbage, garish, glitzy, junky, lousy, mangy, mean, mediocre, meretricious, no bargain, no good, ordinary, paltry, poor, ratty, raunchy, rinky-dink, rotten, rubbishy, scroungy, second-rate, shoddy, sleazy, small-time, tatty, tawdry, terrible, trashy, trumpery, two-bit, valueless, white elephant, worthless
September 7th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Dr Peter Mark Roget undoubtedly compiled his eponymous thesaurus with a desire for authenticity and veracity. Unfortunately Google has come along and blown his gaff. Thousands of people key in “cheap beds” to Google every day and suprisingly they aren’t actually looking for bad, base or bogus beds. Trust me, I’m a doctor (and a bed retailer).
September 15th, 2009 at 9:23 am
and a (self confessed) retail god…